There are no gnomes in Sweden

There are no gnomes in Sweden 
No reports that anybody down there has ever seen them 
There are no gnomes in Sweden 
No reports that anybody down there has ever seen them 

No little hats, no jolly beards, or rotted teeth 
and not one child has ever been reported being eaten 
Not one child 

Just like there are no Fins there in Finland 
Now while at first that may sound grand, 
it's just because they've all been eaten by the hungry gnomes who aren't 
aren't in Sweden 

There are no gnomes in Sweden 
No reports that anybody down there has ever seen them 
(They've never seen them) 
There are no gnomes in Sweden 
No reports that anybody down there has ever seen them 
(They've never seen them) 

Now Viking is as Viking does and Vikings can't be beaten 
And as that is, it's most unwise to try to eat Norwegians 
But hungry gnomes they come and go, a belly-full they're feeding 
Pockets lined with Swedish gold, they nash their broken teeth and scold 
They lick their bloody lips and cry "we'll eat you up until you die" 

There are no gnomes in Sweden 
No reports that anybody down there has ever seen them 
(They've never seen them) 
There are no gnomes in Sweden 
No reports that anybody down there has ever seen them 
(They've never seen them) 

No little hats... no jolly beards... 

So if you're Swedish, rest assured, your bureaucrats have bought them all 
And logic tells us now that you certainly can't be Finnish 
So 'fore I finnish this tale of woe, 
if you're a Viking, maybe you'll take a liking to us 
and leave us alone now 
for we are the people laying low 
the not so tasty Danish 
if the truth be told. 
(the not so tasty Danish, the not so tasty Danish 
if the truth be told) 

There are no gnomes in Sweden 
No reports that anybody down there has ever seen them 
There are no gnomes in Sweden 
No reports that anybody down there has ever seen them 

No little hats... no jolly beards...